Monday, June 29, 2015

Pray for Rain

Dear Jake,

What do I do when it rains and suddenly we have a free night?

1. Redbox - two movies - one family movie - one parents only movie

2. Blanket fort - Bring the kitchen chairs out, circle them near the banister and the rocking chair - use the giant afghan Pam has - wrestle Eva and try to keep her from ruining things as fast as you can build them

3. Get out the ol' air popper and watch with the kids as the popcorn pops - toss in some Greek seasoning so that dad can have a "secret ingredient"

4. Put the family movie on and watch it in the blanket fort while eating popcorn

5. Send the kids to bed

6. Leave the blanket fort up so that you can conceal the mess underneath it for the time being

7. Watch parents only movie while snuggling on the couch

8. Go to bed but not to sleep

9. ...

10.  Sleep

What is an obsolete government program you think we should do away with and could be terminated with minimal impact on people?

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