Dear Joel

Dear Joel,

Besides being incredibly good looking, smart, funny, charismatic, and charming, you are a great friend.  I find it admirable that you have sired four adorable children and that your wife is smoking hot even, or especially, after said children.  I thought you should know.

Also, you play the guitar which is cool.  You also play softball and raise a healthy looking fish named rainbow.  You have very sweetly memorized the names and cutie marks of all the important My Little Ponies and you can sing along to the theme song to Phineas and Ferb without flaw.

You have written poetry and songs.  You have hit home runs and scored touchdowns.  You have seen the beaches of North Shore Hawaii and gazed upon the still leaking oil of the USS Arizona.  You have walked the bridges of London and panned for gold among the glaciers of Alaska.  You have followed the Freedom Trail and hugged Giant Sequoias.  Your travels have enlightened you.

You are so full of yourself.

Sincerely,
Joel