Thursday, July 23, 2015

Hashtags

Dear Joel,

I didn't write last week. You probably noticed. Both readers of this blog have probably been wondering where you and I have been.

Well, the answer is that you've been in Colorado (I've been enjoying the pictures you and your wife have posted), and I've been here, not writing and stuff.

Today I want to talk about politics, but only sorta, and not really.

For several years now I've avoided political discussion on social media. I don't remember it being a conscious decision, but at some point I just stopped posting links and content about political or controversial things (with the exception of instant replay, or the designated hitter in baseball). Somewhere inside my head I figured out that I had matured to a certain point where I realized that political and social "discussions" on Facebook almost always turned into "arguments," and that no one ever really seemed convinced by any viewpoint that wasn't theirs to begin with anyway.

But I'm starting to wonder if I'm right.

I think our culture is in a bad spot. I think our leaders are incompetent, and our country's citizens are either wildly uninformed or shockingly immoral (or both). The intolerance of the tolerant is amazing. I think one reason for the political and religious shifts in our culture during my lifetime has been that those who promote such shifts are very vocal, Their viewpoint is everywhere. I don't want to cede all ground to those who seek (however unintentionally) to undermine and eventually destroy the freedoms - particularly the religious freedoms - of our nation. So must we be louder? Should I be posting and hashtagging all over the place for the defunding of Planned Parenthood? One of my favorite bloggers, Douglas Wilson, certainly thinks so.

Sincerely,

Jake

P.S. I don't want to sign off without mentioning that I'm not worried about the church. I've studied history and the Bible enough to know a couple of very comforting things. 1. Christianity has a wonderful track record when it comes to thriving under trial and persecution. If that's what we're headed for, the American church will be better for it. 2. God is omnipotent. As irritating as many peoples' beliefs and values are to me, they can't actually do anything to thwart God's purposes.

Monday, July 13, 2015

The Bakers' Friend

Dear Jake,

There once was a bakery whose desire was to see everyone have delicious bread.  They knew that the food they offered was sweet to taste and to the soul and that everyone should really eat their bread.  They offered all sorts of bread. They offered donuts and cupcakes and coffee cake and friendship bread and every kind of cookie you can think of and every kind of bread you can think of.  All of their bread was good and all of it was necessary.

Their bread was so good that people came from far and wide to bake the bread.  They wanted to know the recipe.  They wanted to taste more of the bread.  Once they had tried it, they almost always wanted more.

It wasn't always pleasant to work at the bakery.  Just like anywhere the people got crabby sometimes, the work got boring and tedious sometimes, the kitchen got mighty hot at times, and there was often something breaking down.  For this reason, only the people who deeply cared about the bread and knew how good it was for them and how tasty the different types of bread really could be would regularly give their time to serve the bread.

The bakery wasn't owned.  Someone who had known the recipe and just wanted people to eat the bread had shared it.  Then a group of those who ate the bread came together and figured out the best way the knew of to get the bread into peoples stomachs.  That group of people decided to hire someone to oversee all of the people giving their time to make the bread.  His job was to learn all about the bread and sit with the group of people that was always figuring out how to get the bread to more people and to teach them about it.

When the group of people realized that all the people making the bread weren't having time to eat it themselves they hired someone to take care of the equipment that made the bread and do what he could to make all the baking people's work as simple as he could so that they too could eat the bread.  This hired person's name was Lyle.

Lyle worked hard to make sure all of his bakers were able to eat.  He kept a close eye on the kitchen and made sure things ran well.  He was well liked and the bakers tried always to make sure that he knew that he was appreciated.  After years of tending to the ovens, the stoves, the sinks, the counters, the utensils, and the other tools used for baking, Lyle noticed that their mixer was going bad.  It was impossible to find parts to fix it and it was so old you couldn't replace it directly.  Lyle thought about how to replace the mixer and knew it would be easier for his bakers to bake if they had a larger mixer with a more powerful motor.  He wasn't sure whether the board of people watching over bakery would approve but Lyle always advocated for the bakers because they were the real reason more people were coming to taste this amazing and delicious bread.

Lyle spent a lot of time researching mixers.  He called other bakeries to see what they used.  He talked to the bakers that used the mixer most.  He spent so much time researching that people jokingly started calling him the mixer expert.  After all this research Lyle finally found something that he thought would both benefit the bakers and lighten their work load and be cost effective for the bakery.  Lyle didn't know everything about the bakery's financial situation, but he knew that when you are giving away your product you don't tend to have lots of money to throw around.

The group of people that watched over the bakery did know the financial situation and had the power to make purchases so Lyle decided that he would ask for this new mixer.  After all, in Lyle's mind, the worst they could do was say no.  At least that was what he thought.  Lyle didn't attend their meetings but was good friends with the person they hired to keep them informed and sit in on their meetings with them.  So Lyle wrote an eloquent document explaining the current condition of the mixer and what he had found to be a great fit for the bakers.

The group of people got together and talked about all of the things they needed to talk about.  They kept tabs on who was regularly eating bread, who was baking bread, were people eating, but never coming in to help bake it, were people loving the bread?  Was the recipe being made correctly.  A lot of important things.  Finally the document that Lyle had written was presented to the group.

The group poured over the document.  They asked each other questions about mixers.  They were afraid to spend the money on the mixer because what if it didn't mix right?  What if it didn't mix enough?  What if it got off balance?  What if someone wanted to steal the mixer?  As the group discussed it the "what ifs" got more and more imaginative.  What the mixers color clashes with the rest of the kitchen?  What if the president calls and requests to have the mixer delivered to the White House?  What if Martha Stewart visits and hates the mixer?  What if Buffalo Bill Cody rises from the dead and goes on a personal rampage against all mixers in the county?  What if... What if... What if...

No one called Lyle to ask any of these things.

The day after the meeting Lyle asked his friend who looked after the group how things had meant.  Lyle's friend said that a few of them were going to research mixers.  One of the group was going to call other bakeries to see what they use.  One of the group was going to call the bakers that used the mixers most.  None of the group was going to call Lyle.

After a few days, one of the group called Lyle.  Lyle explained with more detail all the research that he had done.  The group member said, "It would have been nice to have you there.  You could have probably answered our questions."

After the next meeting Lyle's friend who cared for the group members came to Lyle and said, they want to buy the mixer that you suggested.  I don't know when you can buy it, but you should contact one of them and ask.

Lyle contacted a group member and was told he could purchase the mixer that day.  So Lyle did.

The End.

Can you relate to this story?

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Fictional history is almost as fun as true history

Dear Joel,

My favorite fiction book? How about three? But I'll start with a non-book.

There's a movie which I would guess anyone reading this has seen before. It's called The Princess Bride, and it is (and always has been) my favorite movie. It's hilarious. And wonderful. In the movie, a grandfather reads a book to his sick grandson.

What many people might not know is that The Princess Bride is a real book. And it's even more hilarious than the movie. It was written by William Goldman, and it's excellent.

There's another book I've read many times before that was written by a man we used to go to church with. His name is Dennis Van Wey, and his book is called Twice Upon a Time. It's a fascinating premise in which the main character, Mike, has a friend who travels back in time, and while there, disrupts a particular historical event that eventually leads to the Mike's son dying in a childhood tragedy. Mike decides to travel back in time himself in order to make sure that history happens as it "should" have.

Finally, there's a book of historical fiction by Steven Pressfield called Gates of Fire. I believe it's the book that inspired the graphic novel that inspired the film 300 about the Greek Spartans fighting Xerxes's Persian army at the Battle of Thermopylae. It's probably the best book I've ever read, and I would strongly recommend it to anyone who enjoys good literature.

Do you remember when you and I traveled to California together right after you graduated from high school? We visited our relatives all over the state. What fun things do you remember from that trip? What was your favorite part of it?

Have fun on your trip to Colorado!

Sincerely,

Jake

Monday, July 6, 2015

'Merica

Dear Jake,

Do you ever have extremely long weekends?  I do.  I had a long weekend over 4th of July.  It was good and for the most part it was fun, but it was long.

Emily Lang got married and became Emily Romero.  Her husband is an extremely nice guy from an extremely nice family.  They are nearly all either active military or retired.  They are originally from Puerto Rico. Jose comes from a family of four boys.  The way they interact made me think of how I interact with all of you.  None of them live near each other so they don't get together often.  Their dad said they were up until 5am Friday night just laughing and joking and spending time together.

I want to do that.  My happiest times are with my brothers.  I have a very VERY full life.  I have nothing at all to complain about.  God is been so gracious to us and I fear that I often take it for granted the things I've been blessed with.  I shouldn't complain.

But I miss my brothers.  We don't hang out enough.  I want to hang out with you all.

Anyway.  I love the West Wing.  Coming up with a favorite episode can't be done.  I like the series.  Here are some good moments, but I hold none of them higher than the others.  If I was forced to choose, I may choose "In the Shadow of Two Gunman part 2".  Maybe.


I'm leaving town for awhile.  Going to Colorado and then to South Dakota.  I have written one post ahead of time.  If I have time, I'll write the others, but if you don't hear from me for awhile you'll know why.

Here's your question for next week.  What is your favorite fiction book?

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Happy Independence Day

Dear Joel,

Funny you should ask a political question. As you probably know, I tend toward the conservative side of the spectrum, which means several things. First, it means I'm ignorant, intolerant, and bigoted (although I trust you wouldn't know it from having a conversation with me!). Second, it means that when you ask for a single government program to get rid of, I find myself chuckling, because choosing one program out of the thousands of government programs that probably shouldn't exist is comical to me.

But you also know that I'm a big fan of the tv show The West Wing, which follows the fictional administration of President Bartlet, a liberal democrat.

So even though I'm ignorant and intolerant and bigoted, I believe that humans have the ability to rise above such awfulness and have productive - even positive - interactions about what's important in this world. I only hope some people who don't agree with my political views feel the same way.

I don't want to get stuck talking about The West Wing forever (ok, that's not true), but I'm interested in knowing, do you have a favorite season? A favorite episode? A favorite character?

Also, what are you doing for the holiday weekend (I suppose by the time you answer this, it will be what did you do for the holiday weekend)?

Sincerely,

Jake

Monday, June 29, 2015

Pray for Rain

Dear Jake,

What do I do when it rains and suddenly we have a free night?

1. Redbox - two movies - one family movie - one parents only movie

2. Blanket fort - Bring the kitchen chairs out, circle them near the banister and the rocking chair - use the giant afghan Pam has - wrestle Eva and try to keep her from ruining things as fast as you can build them

3. Get out the ol' air popper and watch with the kids as the popcorn pops - toss in some Greek seasoning so that dad can have a "secret ingredient"

4. Put the family movie on and watch it in the blanket fort while eating popcorn

5. Send the kids to bed

6. Leave the blanket fort up so that you can conceal the mess underneath it for the time being

7. Watch parents only movie while snuggling on the couch

8. Go to bed but not to sleep

9. ...

10.  Sleep

What is an obsolete government program you think we should do away with and could be terminated with minimal impact on people?

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Boy or Girl?

Dear Joel,

I appreciated your post on Monday. It was full of great information. I have it bookmarked for regular reference.

Things I can't wait to do with my child? There are a lot of things, but many of them depend on whether we have a boy or a girl! 

If it's a boy, I can't wait to teach him to play baseball. And coach his teams.

If it's a girl, I can't wait to take her on daddy-daughter dates. And I'll be praying hard that she chooses softball and not soccer. Or dance.

Yes, we plan to find out whether it's a boy or a girl. I understand the surprise can be fun, and I won't entirely rule out the possibility of a surprise for a child we may have sometime down the line. But for the first one, I want people to be able to throw Elizabeth a baby shower, and not have every toy and clothing item be yellow and green (as much as we like John Deere). Plus, we're both planners. We like to be prepared. Since my understanding is that there's no way on earth to be adequately prepared for parenthood, it makes sense to me to prepare for those things for which it is possible.

If we do have some kind of a reveal party (we haven't really discussed that yet), you and your family are definitely invited. What method do you think we should use to announce our baby's gender?

Did I tell you we're planning to do a home birth? As Jim Gaffigan might say, we're making that decision "just to make you uncomfortable." So does it?

We saw the new Disney-Pixar movie Inside Out last weekend. We really enjoyed it. Clever and funny. And now I know how kids' minds work, which probably means I'll be a better parent than any parent who has ever parented before. Mark it down. It's a lock.

What do you like to do when rain and thunderstorms cancel all of your previously planned summer activities?

Sincerely,

Jake