Make it Hurt

Dear Jake,

I just now realized that I didn't post yesterday.  We should probably discuss a punishment.  We should take into consideration that I am posting today.  I broke the rules.  What should I be penalized.

We won't be the only one discussing that.  Actually, every sports columnist gets to feast off the thing that has become deflate gate.  Tom Brady used football deflated slightly below the league's allowable psi.  He cheated.  What should he be punished.  I've got thoughts, but I am really ready to hear yours.  Bring it.

Sincerely,
Joel